I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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