U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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