I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
