Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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