our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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