Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.