After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
His nipple licking is glorious
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