You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize