Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Are my feet made of real feet?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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