we made out on top of his cat.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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