ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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