Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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