question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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