I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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