Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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