Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
