How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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