When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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