If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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