I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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