So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
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new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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