the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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