The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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