Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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