Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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