Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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