he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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