I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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