Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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