So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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