I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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