i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
We had to coat check the pizza.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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