yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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