I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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