That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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