I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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