My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
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I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
So vagazzling was a success
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