He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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