My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Life is so much better after having sex.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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