we're chasing vodka with high fives
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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