Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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