you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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