And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i dont even know how to be here
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Your cock deserves a montage
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I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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