And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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