Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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