well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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