oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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