these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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