why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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