Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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