she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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