For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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