Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
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I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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