So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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