awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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