I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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