How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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