I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
You took a bar mat shot.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
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