I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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